Stand up comedian - improviser - writer
  • Things I Exclaimed At The Great British Bake Off - Week 5: Free From...

    Wed 02 Sep 2015  ยท  9:12PM
    • Tamal's nicked some syringes from work again - when he leaves, the NHS will suddenly find some room in the budget that they can't explain.
    • But at least he knows how percentages work...
    • Paul is prowling; preparing to challenge Silverback Hollywood for dominance of the tent.
    • And Ian's pedestal begins to wobble...
    • Alvin says he remembers pita breads as looking "like triangles"; somehow, my Mum hears this as "like tiny goats." - No, me neither...
    • Well, some of those are NOT pitas.
    • Nice to see Mel providing the role of "devil on Ian's shoulder".
    • Paul's Ice Cream Roll briefly provides the first bake off nudity since that squirrel in series 2.
    • Mat will surely be in trouble for doing the wrong task, won't he?
    • Oh, nope; they're fine with it. #NoJustice
    • "This week's star baker is terrible..." Bit of a harsh lead in there, Sue.